top 10 rides if microsoft owned disneyland

10. gadget's go-to-market coaster
9. great moments with mr. gates
8. mad sql party
7. frontierland troubleshootin' experience
6. longhorn bobsleds
5. isatopia
4. anti-spyware of the caribbean
3. goofy's server bounce
2. sp2 mountain

and finally,
1. it's a small business server world after all

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